8th day of Christmas!!!

Cg outing and a christmas dinner (:. Watched YES man

XD it was really funny but ending quite potong...i wore all white for fun..since black was so common. xD. my friend said it was so smack-able??WTH xD.when all of them left for church i was at starbucks drinking some stupid green tea +peach+apple..suddenly this guy came out of no where and explained some handicap donation thingy...his first words were "don't get me wrong.i am not bad guy" LOL..i was stunted...then he said "i tell u guy about this thing" bla bla..in the end my mum called me so i had to go..haha i said "can i have ur centre's number i'll donate straight".

Later that night was vania's church christmas dinner :D..The theme was haiwaiian...


Which wasn't at all my favorite team..but i dug my cupboard and found a shirt (:!
There was singing by Juwita Sweeetoo and Patrick star leong! After that we adjourned to dinner...


I can't wait till christmas!! :D all the gifts!which is lesser by the year.xD.im fine really.i just think too negatively because someone made me think so xD.but its all good (: .Really glad i have GREAT friends that make such awesome (pronounced as OooohSuhmmmm) xD parties/events/outings.







Bad news is that because i've been going out almost daily = no study =parents nag =

NO MORE SOCIAL STUFF NEXT YEAR!!

>:(

Random:
Isn't it weird that whatever i think will not happen...happens...):

3rd day of Christmas!!

Time passes really fast..and i really wanna rest!..): i can't believe i actually considered going for 3 camps + sayang camp -_-.my parents didn't let me because they said i'll be too tired. xD well i'm glad i chose the right camp.I forgot that my youth camp was like OBS.

So My Schedule is...
Dec Occasion
5-7 Camp (penang)
7-10 Camp (penang)
11-14 Encounter camp
15-16 Sayang camp
17 Yinky's party
18 Friend's house
19 Cg outing
20 Friend's Christmas dinner
21 Outing with bestfriend
24 Friend's Christmas dinner

and who knows what else.check here before u plan anything.me number is 012-2722639.ciaozers (:


Btw,im NOT a DJ-ian!i notice many people say so..but i'm Proud to be a seaparkian!...i think xD..

16 but experienced a bite of NS!

Hey! i'm back to update my dead blog.I just came back from Benua hill resort ,Raub.Don't be decieved by the name..it's an NS campsite.haha the campsite had its pros and cons.

I shall make two points of view :

Positive

There was this cool lake..i'm not sure if it's man-made but it has lotsa water lilies in it.so cool rite.okay maybe not.I really learned and encountered God in the sessions (:.The topics were just what i wanted to know about.The games were super fun!There was khayaking,flying fox and abselling.I only got to khayak because flying fox and abselling required shoes..Fun but wasn't really the games for the girly girls or unsporting people.haha.My team won 3rd!It was really unsuspectedly suspected and we didn't cheat! (:

Negative
The campsite was big so there was a lot of walking.It wasn't tiring but i was impatient..forgetting stuff was not fun.The moment we stepped into the dorm..we could feel one layer of dust/dirt/sand on our feet .There was no power points for phone chargers.The toilet floor was cleaner than the hall's.-.-.When too many people bathed at once,the water runs out..The food was probably left overs from dogs and cats.I would rather fast than breakfast xD.oh but there was one meal..when i was getting my food..suddenly the kakak said "OH HANDSOME.." XD then she gave me one bbq drumstick ,3 chicken wings and other donno wat..it was quite amusing..but the drumstick was like wood but the fried chicken was nice (:.I really do not like getting treated this way because i realise it intimidates my friends ):..We had to wash our plates ourselves with limited water taps that had water..i'd rather take water from the well.The games were fun but...i really dislike those fatplump-know-it-all people that only move their mouths and not their bodies plus those i-know-how-to-do-that but i dont wanna get wet people.

The camp was overall fun.i didn't really bother about all the negatives because i couldn't be bothered (:.but i heard some people called their parents to bring them home.haha.I don't mind other places for a change.Peacehaven is..cold and boring.

The only picture i took..haha

Busy Doing Nothing

Wow i can't believe it's December already...This whole year has been so unproductive :/ hmm..random post i think i should sleep now..it seems like all the blogs i open are contains the words va**** or p****..or swear words and whatever wonderful stuff..Must be the holidays?no?.oh i just got a haircut :D.Don't worry it was better than the previous one..i decided to let the pros do it.

Tired but i can't sleep ):

Rachel Ng's Tag..

Who are you?
And who am i?..that's a secret i'll never tell..

Who is more important to you?
God, my family,myself,my door,my fridge,my eraser,my socks and friends

Do you think you have enough confidence?
Currently yeah (:

How many babies do you want?
I'm at the age where im annoyed by children.so yeah.(:

What is your goal for this year?
To be better than last year.

Do you believe in eternity love?
With God yeah (:

What's a perfect boy/girlfriend like to you? (List 10)-

- Good at heart
- I can be myself around her..
- Rarely swears
- Loving and caring
- Fun to be with and has a sense of humour...but don't laugh like aunty la
- Reasoning is her main objective in a quarrel
- I can talk about anything with her
- Easy to maintain LOL..
- Not daddy's girl but Jonathan's girl hahaha
- Doesn't wear too indecent or likes Los Angeles' fashion (LA) and not LA LA.xD
(wow sounds a lil too perfect haha..)

What feeling do you love most?
Making people happy and not intimidated...but somehow i intimidate most of the time...

What are the requirements you wish from the other half?
At least 5 points of the list up there.. hahha..

Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
Yes..even if i didn't talk for a year.

What does flying mean to you?
It doesn't matter what it means to me..flying is flying laa

What do you crave for the most currently?
Sleep..

Who's hotter? Chace Crawford,Kevin Peake or Jonathan Yap?
well i think the answer is obvious..

Describe the person who tagged you in 5 words.
She is crazy bout twilight.

If time were to rewind, when will you want it to be?
uh...when i was in kindergarten..really fun and carefree (:

What are your fear(s)?
I fear of FEARS....xD

Instructions:
1)Tag 8 people.
2)List them out at the end of the post.
3)Notify them in their cbox that they've been tagged.
-No Bloody-

Charlene's 90 questions tag...

THE YOU
1.Name: Jonathan Yap
2. Nickname: Jon,yap,(you thought i'd tell ehy..xD)
3. Married: soon
4. Zodiac Sign: Monkey
5. Gender: Male
6. Age: 16
7. High School: SMK Taman S.E.A
8. College: after i finish form 5
9. Height: 165 cm+
10. Weight: 60kg +
11. Do you like yourself: Yeah.i'm human.
12. Piercings: No way.
13. Right or left: Right
14. Are you a freak : Who isn't is a freak!xD
15. Hair: Now it's long..cutting soon
16. Skin: Quite tan..
17. Allergic: To cigarette smoke..maybe it's self induced xD
18. What are you doing now: This tag...-.-
19. What will you do 1 hour later: go to the club.
20. What will you do 10 years later : i'll be 10 years older and working

THE FAMILY
21. Live with mother/father/parents: Parents
22. Siblings + you : 4
23. Eldest: Brother
25. Youngest: Me..but i'm not rotten!
26. Love/hate your family:Love..

THE LOVE
26. You found your another half: Is there a mrs right?haha
27. If yes, who is he/she: -
28. If no, who you want he/she to be: I can't want if i haven't found.
29. Time(s) you in relationship: not sure.
30. Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): huh?woo?mathew woo?xD
31. Anyone woo you before(0-100000): uh..?
32. Did anything wrong to your other half: -
33. What was/were the wrong you had done: -
34. Ever argue with your other half: -
35. You with your other half since: -
36. Are you straight/Lesbo: Straight but not like those girl crazy LOSERS
37. Reasons you love your other half: -
38. You and your other half in which stage: -
39. You woo he/she or he/she woo you: -
40. Ever think of marry he/she: -

THE FRIENDS
41. Your first best friend: I can't say because im not sure.
42. Your first enemy: Not an enemy..just really disappointed..it's funny cause i was wondering why i never had any failed friendships then this happened.plus it was the bestfriend?..
43. The friend you love the most: I don't know too.
44. The enemy you hate the most : I Don't hate i dislike (:
45. Your most beautiful girl friend: I can't decide..haha they're all beautiful (:
46. Your most handsome guy friend: Cough...xD..
47. The kind of girl you hate the most: Unfriendly spoiled bitch brat that thinks she's all that
48. The kind of boy you hate the most: Acting cool that'll never make it,using me to get to know girls,especially those who compete with me when im neutral.
49. You fall in love with your close friend before: "love"..
50. Your best friend is your ex-lover: Nope
51. If your friend backstab you: I don't want good acts of kindness from you but only a sorry which i think u still can't.
52. If your friend betray you: Just say sorry and its all fine
53. If your friend woo your lover: oh steal issit?..aiya take la..XD jk
54. If your friend fall in love with you: I hope none of them reads this but i help them get over me..
55. If you fall in love with your best friend: I'll just remember about studies O:)

THE STUDIES
56. Are you a good student: Good ?GREAT xD
57. You always done your homeworks/assignments: Yeah i'll pass up at the end of the term
58. The teacher/tutor you love the most: well..none other than ENCIK BEH!xD
59. Always late to school/college: Once or twice..im early..):
60.Your class: Full of two facing but we're still good (:
61. You love your seniors: Yeah. i did..but it deteriorated as the years go by
62. Senior who you love the most: Those elder ones in cf when i was in form 1 (:
63. Your classmates good/bad: Good and bad.
64. Excellent result classmate: All can but aren't (fuu yoh)
65. Laziest classmate :yours truly..xD no la..uh..everyone is lazy..taman sea moto :procrastination

THE PEOPLE
66. Smart people: Those who aren't lazy
67. Stupid people: Everyone's good at something.
68. Good looking people: Those vain guys that are like girls.and those girls (:
69. Ugly people: I think everyone is pretty...pretty ugly..XD jk!
70. Funny people: Family and friends
71. Cute people: Kids..until they cry
72. Bad people: Those who are self-centered and don't care
73. Honest people: lately i noticed i've been living with the liars and ignoring the real friends.O:
74. Acting people: SO tempted to name them drama people.
75. You are what kind of people: Ask others..

THE PREFER
76. Lip or eyes: Both?
77. Hugs or kisses: XOXO hahaha
78. Shorter or taller: Taller but not too tall?
79. Hesitant or spontaneous: Depends on what and mood.
80. Nice stomach or nice arms: Both
81. Listener or talker: Listen then talk?
82. Romantic or rich: Richly romantic
83. Good husband or Good Father: Good daddyband.

THE FUTURE
84. Age to get marry: 27-30
85. Numbers of kid(s): Not sure
86. Career: Not sure either
87. Salary: 5 digits.
88. Retirement age: when i can enjoy (:
89. Properties value: 7 digits haha
90. Wishes: to get more wishes :D

THE VICTIMS
91. No casualties.

Jonathan And Rachel's tag

How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.



Loves;-Your name-P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___, -The name of the person that tagged you-.



1. What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over

Red - Our affair is over

White - I'll join the monastery

Green - Our horoscope doesn't match

Grey - You're a pervert

Yellow - I'm selling myself

Pink - Your nostrils are insulting

Brown - The mafia wants you

No shirt - You're a loser

Other - I'm in love with your sister



2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night

February - Last year

March - When your dwarf bit me

April - When I tripped on sesame seeds

May - First of May

June - When you put cuffs on me

July - When I threw up

August - When I saw the shrunken head

September - When we skinny dipped

October - When I quoted Santa

November - When your dog ran amok

December - When I changed tennis shoes



3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment

Pizza - In your camping car

Pasta - Outside of Chicago

Hamburgers - Under the bus

Salad - As you ate enchilada

Chicken - In your closet

Kebab - With Paris Hilton

Fish - In women's clothing

Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation

Lasagna - At the mental hospital

Hot dog - Under a state of trance

None of the above - With George Bush and his wife



4. What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on

Red - Insult

Black - Ignore

Blue - Knock out

Purple - Pour syrup on

White - Carve your initials into

Grey - Pull the clothes off

Brown - Put leeches on

Orange - Castrate

Pink - Pull the toupee off

Barefoot - Sit on

Other - Drive out



5. What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend

White - My father

Grey - Bill Clinton

Brown - My fart balloon

Purple - My mustard soufflé

Red - Donald Duck

Blue - My avocado plant

Yellow - My penpal in Ghana

Orange - My Kid Rock-collection

Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper

None - My John F. Kennedy-statue

Other - The crazy monk



6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs - Man

O.C. - Emotional

One Tree Hill - Open

Heroes - Frostbitten

Lost - Scarred

Simpsons - Cowardly

The news - Mongolic

American Idol - Masochistic

Family Guy - Senile

Top Model - Middle-class

None of the above - Ashamed



7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I've felt

Sad - How boring you are

Bored - That Santa doesn't exist

Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage

Depressed - That we're cousins

Excited - That there is no solution to this

Nervous - The middle-east

Worried - That your Honda sucks

Apathetic - That I did a sex-change

Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster

Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men

Overjoyous - That I'm open

Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks



8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring

Yellow - Your love letters

Red - Your Darth Vader

Black - Your tame stone

Blue - The couch cushions

Green - The pictures from LA

Orange - Your false teeth

Brown - Your contact book

Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs

Purple - Your old lottery coupons

Pink - The cut toenails

Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo

C/D - The oil stocks

E/F - Your neighbour Martin

G/H - My virginity

I/J - The results of your blood-sample

K/L - Your left ear

M/N - Your suicide note

O/P - My common sense

Q/R - Your mom

S/T - Your collection of butterflies

U/V - Your criminal record

W/X - David's tricot outfits

Y/Z - Your grades from college



10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Always will remember

C/D - Never will forget

E/F - Always wanted to break

G/H - Never openly mocked

I/J - Always have felt dirty before

K/L- Will tell the authorities about

M/N - Told in my confession today about

O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about

Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about

S/T - Get sick when I think of

U/V - Always will try to forget

W/X - Am better off without

Y/Z - Never liked



11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship

Beer - Senility

Soft drink - A new life as a clone

Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo

Milk - The apartment building

Wine - Cocaine abuse

Cider - A passionate interest for mice

Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations

Mineral water - Embarrassing rash

Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism

Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards

USA - Best regards

England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail

Spain - Go and drown yourself

China - Disgusting regards

Germany - With ease

Japan - Go burn

Greece - Your everlasting enemy

Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard

Egypt - Fuck off now

France - In pain

Other - Greetings to your freaky family


13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?

Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig

Foosball - Silly duck

Shopping - French kisser

Dulging for food - Cranky banana

Movies - Smelly armpits

Snacks - Horny wolf

Snooker - Tiny nipples

Bowling - Sexy grandmother

Outdoor activities - Vain pot

Having a long talk - Nose plucker

Taking pictures - Dumb bitch

Other - Burn yourself

Dear Celine,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over.I think I realized it when When I quoted Santa With Paris Hilton and I saw you sit on My best friend. I'm sure you're Masochistic enough to understand How boring you are. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep The results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about Oprah Winfrey imitations.Your everlasting enemy.

Loves; Jonathan
P/S: You are so lifeless, Smelly armpits Rachel and Jonathan.

This is the sickest tag!...-_-" so i tag no one (: